The Lake Show

Claymore Minds Co

Regular price $ 25.00

The only body of water that can rival the Ala Wai in terms of infamy (and pure filth) happens to be a defining geographical feature of my hometown of Wahiawa, Hawai'i. Oh, Lake Wilson, how your calm tides beckon me home. Not. Can you believe we Wahi-monsters would swim in that thing as kids. In this day and age, I'm pretty sure one could walk freely across its surface without getting wet with the amount of pollutants and bio-hazard per teaspoon in that lake.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61