God Speed

Regular price $ 20.00

This is not a religious statement, rather, it's a play on the iconic 'prayer hands' image mashed up with a staple Hawaii childhood running technique-- rubbah slippahs ontop da hands, bu! Whether you know it as 'moke land-paddles', 'Hawaiian spoilers', or simply 'turbo gloves', if you weren't employing this playground sprinting tactic, you probably weren't winning many rounds of Chase Master. Word has it, if you wear this shirt on your head like a ninja mask WHILE running with your slippers on your hands, you could conceivably qualify for the Olympics*.




*If the Olympics ever made a category for 'most legendary moke on the planet'.




• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28